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Defective Detective II Three little monkeys
Jumping on the bed
One fell off
And- wait... wrong bedroom...
We resume yesterday's story as the Defective Detective was last seen crawling into an air vent, searching for dead mice, rats, and sperm whales. After exactly 42 seconds (which the detective, who had just read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, assured himself was a cooincidence), he emerges on the other side of the wall into, of all things, a Van Gogh painting. The detective took this as quite a shock, as in is first moment of sanity in years, he had expected a neighboring classroom. He looks around. His surroundings remind him of his childhoo
Defective Detective ISomeone says a mouse died in the vent. But if so, which vent? What color was the mouse? What kind? Wireless? Corded? Nah, only a dead animal would make that stink. So if it was an animal, was it a wild mouse or somebody's pet? What was its name? Is it really a mouse, or is it a rat, or a guinea pig, or perhaps even a sperm whale? Had it ever eaten tofu?
This seems to be a job for The Defective Detective!
His mission, should he chose to accept it, is to accept a mission to accept a mission to accept a mission to determine the source of the smell in the air. First things first: expensive, unnessesary equipment.
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